A man goes to the doctors and says I have pains all over my body.The Doctor says where abouts exactly?  The man prods his arm with his finger and says, that hurts. He then prods his shoulder and says, that hurts too, he then prods his knee and says, you see, that hurts as well.  I see !!  said the doctor, actually you have a broken finger.

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he has a small flower growing on his head. The doctor says he doesnt  know the cause but gives him some pills and tells him to come back in  a weeks time.  The following week the man returns and he now has the flower and a small patch of grass on his head. The doctor is still baffled and gives him some different pills and says, see you in weeks time.  Next week the man is back and  he has the flower, the small patch of grass and now a small tree on his head. The doctor is mystified and gives him some of the latest medicine and says, try that and see me in a weeks time. The next week the man is back again  and  there is still the flower, the patch of grass and the tree, but now a small stream meanders right through them all. The doctor examines him for a while and then shouts, yes! I know exactly what this is, its a beauty spot !!

Elvis Presley, the undisputed king of rock and roll. 

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